Here's a running list of my jokes. Click on each joke to show its answer. Some are funnier than others. 😄

  1. What do you call the god of peeing?
    Pisseidon (or Peeseidon)

    Explanation: Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea, storms, earthquakes and horses (see Poseidon on Wikipedia).

  2. What do you call a Covid-19 vaccine that is highly wished for?
    Covided

    Explanation: The word "coveted" means "earnestly wished for or sought after" (see Coveted on Merriam-Webster's Dictionary).

  3. Why can't you trust sports coaches?
    Because they are whistle-blowers

    Explanation: sports coaches blow whistles.

  4. What is the main ingredient for Alfredo pasta?
    Alfredough

  5. What do you call a god that nobody remembers?
    Forgodden

  6. What do you say when you hit a con artist with a radish?
    Daikon!

    Explanation: "Daikon" sounds like "Die, con!" as in "Die, con artist!"


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