Jokes by Theodore Chu
What do you call the god of peeing?Pisseidon (or Peeseidon)
Explanation: Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea, storms, earthquakes and horses (see Poseidon on Wikipedia).
What do you call a Covid-19 vaccine that is highly wished for?Covided
Explanation: The word "coveted" means "earnestly wished for or sought after" (see Coveted on Merriam-Webster's Dictionary).
Why can't you trust sports coaches?Because they are whistle-blowers
Explanation: sports coaches blow whistles.
What is the main ingredient for Alfredo pasta?Alfredough
What do you call a god that nobody remembers?Forgodden
What do you say when you hit a con artist with a radish?Daikon!
Explanation: "Daikon" sounds like "Die, con!" as in "Die, con artist!"